M249 - The M249 is the most expensive weapon in CSGO. It costs more

The M249 is the most expensive weapon in CSGO. It costs more than a pizza. Use it only if you’re stupid or your friend is.

I bought the M249 in CSGO. My friend said I was stupid.

My mom said the M249 was more expensive than a whole pizza. I asked why. She said I was too dumb to know.

I used the M249 in CSGO and my friend said I was like a pizza thief.