M249 - A bullet-spitting machine that gives you the power to shoot

A bullet-spitting machine that gives you the power to shoot freedom in 5.56 mm chunks. It’s like a freedom soda fountain.

My buddy said the M249 was the best freedom dispenser since the invention of pizza.

I asked my teacher if the M249 was a freedom soda machine. She said I was probably right.

My dog tried to eat the M249. He got a face full of freedom.