M249 "The Misclick"
The M249 is the gun you pick when you’re too lazy to think. It costs a fortune and doesn’t even do anything special. The Negev is like a laser beam that makes you feel like a superhero.
I picked the M249 because I thought it looked cool. Turns out I was just a cool corpse.
I spent $5200 on a gun that didn’t even work. My Negev is still laughing at me.
I picked the M249 because I forgot how to think. Now I’m dead and I look like an idiot.