M17A2
A face filter that makes you look like you just came out of a war zone and also have a drinking tube. The M6A2 hood makes you look like you’re ready to take on the entire world and still have time to eat.
My dad wore it like it was a badge of honor. He drank soda through it like it was a mission from God.
I wore it to a party and got asked if I was a robot who also liked beer.
My brother said it was the only thing that kept him from crying during a really loud video game.