M16A4
The M16A4 is the most annoying weapon in Call of Duty 4, and everyone who plays it is a weakling. It's got a red dot and stopping power, and it makes fanboys cry.
I got shot by an M16A4 in COD4 and cried like a baby.
My friend plays COD4 with an M16A4 and calls me a noob.
I used an M16A4 and my friends said I was a god. I said, 'No, I'm just lucky.'