M113
The M113 is a wheeled tank that's been around longer than your mom's bad habits. It used to be cool, but now it's just a bunch of metal that leaks and creaks like an old man.
The M113 is so old it probably thinks it's still in the 60s.
My teacher said the M113 is like a used car that nobody wants.
My brother says the M113 is the reason he doesn't want to join the army.