M1
That’s not true! The M1 is just a letter and a number. But if you don’t believe me, ask the M1 Thompson or the M1 Bazooka.
My teacher said, ‘M1 is just a designation!’ I said, ‘What about the M1 Garand?’
I told my dad, ‘M1 is just a number!’ He said, ‘You’re a fool. You should’ve listened to me.’
My friend said, ‘M1 is fake!’ I said, ‘M1 is real. I’ve seen it in battle.’