M0ther
A guy who thinks he’s Fabio but smells like a trash can and hits on drunk fat chicks just because he’s got nothing better to do.
M0ther tried to chat up my neighbor. She just gave him a look and walked away.
M0ther walked into the bar and immediately asked the bartender for a drink and a compliment.
M0ther: 'I’m not fake, I’m just *enhanced*.'