M0ther
A guy who looks like Fabio but acts like a jerk and hits on drunk fat chicks just because he's got a bad personality and nothing better to do.
M0ther tried to flirt with my sister. She just rolled her eyes and said 'I’ve seen worse.'
M0ther walked into the restaurant and immediately asked the waitress if she was single.
M0ther: 'I'm not fake, I’m just *realer*.'