M0ther
A guy who looks like Fabio but smells like a garbage can and thinks he's the main character of a bad 80s movie.
M0ther walked into the bar and immediately started talking to the waitress like she was his long lost love.
I saw M0ther trying to charm a waitress. She just laughed and gave him a free drink.
M0ther: 'I’m not a fake Fabio, I’m a *legend*.'