M0ssyb0y0
The person who makes my day so good, I forget my pants are on fire. I think about them when I see M, 5, or purple. They’re like a god to me.
Text: "I got a 5 on my quiz. I was so happy, I forgot my pants were on fire."
Tweet: "M0ssyb0y0 is like a god. I pray to them every time I see M."
DM: "Purple is just M0ssyb0y0’s favorite color. I live in hope."