m0r0n1n6z0r
A person who thinks they’re the boss of the day, even though they’re just a sleep-deprived mess.
The m0r0n1n6z0r told me, 'You’re late! I’ve already had my coffee and my hate.'
I woke up to the m0r0n1n6z0r screaming, 'Why is the sky still dark? I thought it was 9 AM!'
The m0r0n1n6z0r said, 'I’m the king of the morning. Bow to me or I’ll throw cereal at you.'