M00slim man
A man who’s trying to be cool but still can’t stop you from being a total mess. He’s like the calm in the storm of chaos.
M00slim man tried to stop me from throwing my lunch at the teacher. I said, 'you're not the boss of me.' He said, 'you're not the boss of me either.'
M00slim man told me to stop talking during the test. I said, 'you're not even taking the test.' He said, 'I’m taking it in my head.'
M00slim man tried to keep me from getting suspended. I said, 'you’re like the guy who keeps the chaos from getting too wild.' He said, 'exactly.'