Bro, M00slim man is like the guy who tries to stop the whole class from eating pizza during math test. It's a holy war.

M00slim man told me to stop robbing the store, but I just said 'you ain't the boss of me, you're just the guy who brings the halal snacks.'

M00slim man is the only one who doesn't laugh when I fail my math test. He just says 'you're still a good man.' Like, what? I'm failing math?