m00on
M00ons are the reason cows don’t get killed. They have nuclear fusion going on in there. It’s like a tiny sun inside a cow. And it’s probably why they poop so much.
My brother said his cow had a nuclear meltdown and now it just poops fire.
I think my cow is a nuclear reactor. It goes boom every time it poops.
My cow has a sun inside it. I saw it glow in the dark.