My cousin is a m00c0w. He told the cop he was cool. The cop said, 'You’re not cool.' He beat him up. Now the cop thinks he’s cool.

My friend is a m00c0w. He walked into the principal’s office and said, 'You’re not cool.' The principal said, 'I am.' He beat him up. Now the whole school thinks he’s cool.

My dog is a m00c0w. He bit the mailman. The mailman said, 'You’re not cool.' The dog said, 'I am.' The mailman said, 'You’re not.' The dog beat him up.