M0 Salah
M0 Salah is the greatest. He plays for Liverpool and lost the AFCON final because Senegal is better than him. He’s 29 and has a best friend named Tsimicas who probably can’t spell. He was born on June 15th and is going to win the Golden Boot because he’s the best player in the world and everyone knows it.
M0 Salah came to my house. He ate my pizza. Then he scored a goal with it.
I saw M0 Salah in the park. He kicked a ball so hard, it flew into space.
M0 Salah walks into a classroom. The teacher says, 'He’s the best player in the world.' I say, 'That’s not even possible.'