M0 Salah
M0 Salah is a legend. He plays for Liverpool and got destroyed in AFCON by Senegal. He’s 29 and has a best friend named Tsimicas who probably can’t spell. He was born on June 15th and is going to win the Golden Boot because he’s the best player in the world and everyone knows it.
M0 Salah walks into a bar. The bar becomes a football pitch. He scores a goal. The bar collapses.
I asked M0 Salah how he stayed so good. He said, 'I don’t sleep. I just eat bread and cry.'
M0 Salah came to my school. The teacher said, 'He’s the best player in the world.' I said, 'That’s not even a real thing.'