M Wise
He tried to be on The Jetsons but failed so hard, they all died. Then he fell into a volcano and got a girlfriend who turned out to be dead.
He tried to be on The Jetsons and killed everyone. Classic Mason Wise.
He fell into a volcano and got a dead girlfriend. That’s not a dating app, that’s a curse.
He had a dead girlfriend and a monkey that told him to write a stupid song. What’s next, a monkey ex?