m to the cheese
A cheese-loving man who can cook, bake, and throw a goddamn party all at the same time. If he was a color, he'd be lime green and also a little bit mad.
He made a cake that looked like a cheese wheel and it tasted like happiness.
He baked a pie so good my grandma cried and then asked for seconds.
He once turned a pizza into a masterpiece and called it 'the cheese revelation.'