m-tertainment
M-tertainment is your phone giving you everything you need to not talk to people. It’s like a mini vacation in your pocket, and it’s free.
I’d rather watch a movie on my phone than listen to your rant about your ex.
I’m playing a game on my phone. You’re not important enough to interrupt me.
I just got a show on my phone. You’re not even close to being that cool.