M (squared) - A nickname for Midland, Texas. It’s called that because ther

A nickname for Midland, Texas. It’s called that because there are a lot of squares there, and the streets are all straight and boring like a grid.

I live in M (squared). It’s like being stuck in a math class forever.

My friend moved to M (squared). Now he talks like he’s on a calculator.

Midland is M (squared). It’s the most boring place on Earth.