M-Rod Monday
M-Rod Monday is when you get your law school brain fried, hit up DJ Grizzle's, get swamptina'd, and finish the night by destroying freshman vag and collapsing like a tired dog.
Law school was brutal, but getting swamptina'd at DJ Grizzle's made it all better. Then I destroyed a freshman's vag and passed out on the couch.
I read until my eyes were closed, then went to DJ Grizzle's and got swamptina'd by a guy who smelled like a swamp and a dead raccoon.
I woke up with a sore back, a sore vag, and a message from my professor: 'You're not passing this class.'