M-Rod Monday
M-Rod Monday is when you read law books, go to DJ Grizzle's for pregame, get swamptina'd, and end up by breaking freshman vag and passing out like a dead man.
I read so much I forgot my name, then got swamptina'd and broke a freshman's vag. I passed out on the floor and dreamed about passing law school.
DJ Grizzle's was swamptina heaven, and I ended up breaking a freshman's vag. I passed out before I could finish my beer.
Law school reading made me sleepy, but swamptina and vag wrecking kept me alive... for about ten minutes.