M. Night Shamalan piss
when you take such a long pee after a movie it feels like you're trying to drown the director, not just some twist from M. Night Shamalan
After *The Last Days of American Night*, I peed so long I think the director was still thinking about it the next day.
I peed for so long after *The Others* I think the ghosts heard it.
I watched *Lady in the Water* and peed so much I think the water was trying to help me.