M$ Meat Wallet
A Microsoft nerd who acts like they're your friend, but they're just trying to rip you off for their mistakes.
He said he'd install Windows for free, but now I have a $1000 bill and a broken PC.
He told me my PC was dying, but it was just my coffee. He still charged me $300.
He said he'd fix my computer, but now it's broken and I got a bill for $1500.