M$ Meat Wallet
A Microsoft guy who thinks they're helping you, but they're just trying to get money for their stupid ideas.
He said he'd upgrade my PC, but now it's slower and I got a bill for $700.
He promised me my PC would be fixed in 5 minutes, but now it's broken and I'm out $1000.
He told me my laptop was dead, but it was just my coffee. He still charged me $200.