M$ Meat Wallet
A Microsoft geek who acts like they're your friend, but they're just trying to make you look dumb so they can feel smart.
He said he'd fix my PC, but now it's broken and I got a bill for $1000.
He told me I needed a new laptop, but mine still works and now I owe him $500.
He promised me my PC would be faster, but now it's slower and I got a bill for $700.