M' lady Fruitcake
A guy who thinks he's tough because he has a hole in his butt and a life of pain. He's not tough, he's just a man who's been stuck in a sewer for too long.
"I've had 17 abscesses and I still have time to text you.", @ButtMan2000
"You're just a sad man with a hole and a coffee addiction.", @AnalWaffle
"I've been to the ER 12 times and still have time to insult you.", @ButtMan2000