M-boro
A person who smells like a burnt dog, a smoke-filled room, and a hair dye explosion. They shout like they’re in a war and stuff food in their mouth before talking. They wear boots and a dress like it’s a fashion crime.
'I just ate a whole cake and a bag of chips before I even said a word.'
'I’m not loud, I’m just the queen of chaos.'
'You’re not a mess, you’re a whole mess.'