M-A-K-E-Me-Massively-Gag
M is the biggest prude in the group and thinks he's cool just because he wears a hat.
He acts like he's the toughest guy in the world but runs away when someone talks to him.
He texts people and says 'LOL' like it's the best comeback ever.
He thinks he's the best at everything but can't even handle a simple conversation.