M-200
The M-200 is a fancy sniper rifle that shoots super far and never misses. It’s so good it makes the US military look like a bunch of clueless dummies.
My cousin shot a donut from 2000 yards with the M-200. I don’t even know how that works.
The M-200 is like the Batman of rifles. It doesn’t just shoot people, it shoots their dreams.
I told my teacher the M-200 could hit a fly on a hot dog. She said I was being weird. I was right.