M-16
The M-16 was supposed to be the future of war, but it got jammed in Vietnam because of bad bullets and no cleaning kits. It was the first rifle with plastic parts, which made it look like it came from a spaceship.
I shot my M-16 so much in Vietnam, it looked like it was about to cry.
My M-16 jammed so bad, I had to throw it like a spear.
The M-16 was supposed to be futuristic, but it just looked like it came from a toy box.