L.U.G.
L. U. G means you say you love your girl, but you really just want to get out of the house.
My sister’s a L. U. G. She said she loves me, but she just wanted my car.
He said he was a L. U. G because he didn’t want to go to the mall with his mom.
She told her mom she was a L. U. G so she could stay home and eat pizza.