L'tonya
A beautiful woman who acts like a fool, but she's super smart and can read your thoughts and speak like five languages. You break up with her because she's too smart for your dumb brain, and you cry in the shower every night.
'I broke up with her because she was too smart. Now I cry in the shower every night.'
'She read my thoughts and knew I was going to break up with her before I even said it.'
'She spoke Spanish and French. I couldn’t even spell my own name.'