L's syndrome
When someone keeps bugging you with questions after you mess up a text message, like they're trying to get you to fail harder.
You sent a text saying 'I'll be there in 5' and they replied '5 what? 5 minutes? 5 seconds?'
You said 'I'm coming' and they asked 'Are you coming? Are you going? Are you staying? Are you leaving?'
You said 'I'm tired' and they asked 'Tired? Tired of what? Tired of life? Tired of being you?'