L'pchule
L'pchule is a smelly, old, bad god who thinks he's the best. He steals ideas from smart people and then uses them for his own stupid plans.
I got in trouble for saying L'pchule is the worst god ever.
My mom’s job interview was ruined by L'pchule’s bad breath.
My dog got a promotion because he didn’t listen to L'pchule.