L.K.T.O.P
The very first second. When God was like, 'eh, why not,' and decided to create the universe. Before Jesus even thought about being a messiah. So basic, it’s embarrassing.
'L. K. T. O. P was when the universe was just a idea and God was still in PJs.'
'I was born in 2005. L. K. T. O. P was like, 13.8 billion years before that. I’m not even close.'
'My dog doesn’t even know what L. K. T. O. P is. He’s that old.'