L.I.D.S.
When an Irish guy has a small penis and thinks it’s a big deal. It’s like being a kid who thinks he’s a superhero.
My brother’s L. I. D. S. is so bad, he thinks he’s a superhero.
My uncle says L. I. D. S. is why he can’t wear tight pants.
My cousin’s L. I. D. S. is so bad, he tried to fight a donkey.