l'dickhead
It’s like Dickhead, but with fewer letters and more bragging rights from people who think they’re fancy.
He said I was l'dickhead. I said I’m just a fancy version of a total failure.
My friend called me l'dickhead. I guess I’m the stylish version of a complete mess.
My teacher called me l'dickhead. I asked if that was the French version of being a total loser.