L.D.F.O.
A girl who looks hot from far away but turns into a total mess when you get close, like she just woke up from a 10-hour nap and ate a whole pie.
She looked like a goddess from the hallway. Now I know why she was crying in the bathroom.
He asked her to the dance. Now he’s stuck with a girl who smells like pie and regret.
She looked amazing in the group chat. Now she’s sitting next to me, eating a pie, and I can’t breathe.