L.D.F.O.
A girl who looks amazing from a distance but is a total mess up close, like she forgot to brush her teeth and used a sock as a face mask.
She looked like a supermodel from across the gym. Now I know why she ran out of the room when I got close.
He texted her: 'You look amazing.' She replied: 'Thanks, I just ate a whole pizza and forgot to wash my face.'
I asked her to prom. Now I’m stuck with a prom date who smells like a garbage can.