L'chelle
L’chelles are the loud, strong, and slightly crazy people who think they’re the best. They don’t care about spelling their name right. They’re opinionated, rude, and can be really funny. They say they don’t like you but then they follow you everywhere. If you can survive them, you get a friend for life.
I told you I was not interested. Then I showed up at your work.
You asked me out. I said no. Then I sent you a 30-minute video.
I said I hated you. Then I showed up at your house with pizza.