L.B.T.P
You got a long ball sack but your pee hole is so tiny it’s like it’s being tortured.
His sack is like a beach but his pee hole is like a pinprick. Poor guy.
He’s got a sack like a monster but his pp is like a grain of sand. What’s the use?
Big sack, tiny pee hole. It’s like having a giant ship but only one life jacket.