L.B (lazy bones)
A person who lives in a bed and eats snacks for breakfast; they’re basically a human couch.
He eats cereal for dinner. It’s 10 PM, and he’s still in his pajamas.
He didn’t go to work because he said the bed was calling him. It was 8 AM.
He took a nap during his lunch break. He’s like a zombie who only lives on snacks and dreams.