La'Zyra
They look cool, but inside they're a sniveling, judgmental, two-faced worm. If you hurt them, they’ll rip your head off and make a sock puppet out of it.
You laugh at their bad joke. They glare at you. Later, they tell everyone you’re a ‘dumbass.’
You forget their birthday. They take your phone and post your selfie with a ‘dumbass’ caption.
You insult their hair. They send a text that says, 'You’re dead to me.' Then they post it on Instagram.