L.A.R.P. kiss
A LARP kiss is when you try to make out with someone while pretending to be a magical creature, and it ends with your tongue in their ear and everyone laughing at you.
I was a wizard trying to charm a princess, but all I did was stick my tongue in her ear.
My LARP kiss was so bad, the dragon I was fighting laughed at me.
I tried to be a magical beast, but my LARP kiss made me look like a fool.