L.A.M.E. status update
L. A. M. E. status update is when you post something so bad it makes your teacher roll their eyes and say, 'I’ve seen worse.'
I got detention. My life is a disaster. #LameStatus
My cat won’t stop meowing at 3 a. m. I’m losing my mind. #LameStatus
I ate my feelings. And I regret it. #LameStatus