L.A.M.E. status update - A L. A. M. E. status update is like a middle schooler crying

A L. A. M. E. status update is like a middle schooler crying in the hallway because their lunch got stolen.

My crush didn’t text me back. I might die. #LameStatus

I got a C on my essay. My soul is gone. #LameStatus

My mom said I can’t go to the concert. I’m crying in my cereal. #LameStatus