La'Kutabytch
A white girl who thinks she's cool, has tattoos that look like they were done in a jail cell, and asks random people if they've had sex. She's married to a guy who thinks he's magical and wears sunglasses inside.
She walked up to me and said, 'Have you had sex yet?' like I was her new best friend.
She texted me, 'Can I use your clip?' and then asked me if I'd ever kissed a boy.
She saw me from across the room and said, 'I'm not calling you a dog... but I want to.'